CategoryHorrorscope Issue 12 Issues Sections Type 3 Vol. II

Horrorscope

June 15, 2011 Off By Bhoothnath

Hello friends. These days I am finding myself in a very strange spot. It is not exactly a problem, just a strange aberration. You see, my potato ball is completely smitten with Harry potter and has stopped functioning almost. Every night I have to read to it a chapter from Harry potter to keep it happy and under control. I think it identifies itself with Madame Tralawney’s crystal ball and feels a sense of importance as being related to the most important object in Harry Potter  movies/books ,as it was the prophecy that started it all. So the only images that I can evoke from it are of that of Harry Potter and co. So dear friends no predictions this fortnight…but well we can work out a go between. If you too are a Potter fan and would love to see your relation to it, then this time I can predict which Harry Potter character are you similar to? Thanks to the crazy potato ball. All you have to do is just give me your birth date. If you are not willing to give your birth year then just add up the four digits and post the sum. Trust me, nobody will be able to guess your year of birth that way , not even my potato ball. So in case your birth date is 15/06/1990 then just mention the date  as 15/6 and give the year as 1+9+9=19.So your input will be date-15/6 and sum of years -19 OK? You don’t have to give your real name either if you are too shy. I just want the date and the sum of the year. Post it in the comment section and you will receive your answer with a brief elaboration, in no time. No fees. No cash. No kind. Payment by only compliments .Just kidding! So I will be waiting…

 

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With creatures of all types and forms eating into our business, I have decided to spruce up my business with additional err features. Henceforth I will be alerting you of your unlucky colour and numbers. (let Paulie beat that) based on my fried potato ball predictions( it is a similar thing to crystal ball) If you want to know about your unlucky stones too then you can approach me for a private meeting in my samshan ghat office. Cash and kind only. No cards, no cheques. So moving on to my next fortnightly predictions which are surprisingly disasters of minor intensity. Looks like the Maya effect!

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