Nothing Really Matters

One creates from nothing. If you try to create from something you’re just changing something. So in order to create something you first have to be able to create nothing.

–Some Unknown Smart Person

So, if you can create nothing, than you can also sell nothing. That’s what the guys in nothing.net do. They sell nothing. Yes, you heard it right. They sell nothing in $ 5.00. Stop looking at me like that. I am darn serious. I am telling you, they sell nothing for $ 5.00. Believe me. In addition, they also sell Tee-shirts with nothing written for $ 20.00. Tee-shirts are something that can be bought but why would a person buy nothing? Well, there is no reason for that. Absolutely no reason. Except one, because it is sold. That is the concept, but you get something when you buy nothing from them. If you purchase nothing from them you’ll get a manual with “it”. Yes, a manual. The manual contains great tips, detailed instructions, recipes and more about nothing.

It is always better to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong and they proved it right. The Great Gautam Buddha once said, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” So, if it agrees with your reason, you can also buy nothing and get nothing. We are also sure that it will agree to your reason, because anyone can offer nothing, but it is only them who deliver nothing. Others may stop at nothing to get a satisfied customer, but to them nothing is just the beginning. That is why they they are the best in business. Even Microsoft gives testimony to it, “Nothing is bigger than cyberspace, the Internet, and the NFL site on the world wide web.”

Sometimes one pays for most of the things and one gets nothing, but why pay for something and get nothing. Here you get nothing when you pay for nothing. Buy Nothing, Get Nothing. So, would you buy nothing?

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