HorrorscopeMarch 15, 2011
I see colours everywhere. I seem to be flying. Technicolour .Eastman color. Oops where am I? Looks like I am in a dream a trance. Too much of bhang I guess. But eh! I can’t seem to come out of …this dream? Eh? What is it ? An omen? Hmmm… Let me just roam about in this weird dream. Maybe I too will have a best seller of a story like Inception or Alice in Wonderland.
Gemini- The bull had already dozed off. But who are those. Twins? Great. Curious fleeting impish twins who are dancing to the tunes of the navrang number- Jaa re jaa natkhat na chu re mere ghunghat. How sweet and how very confusing. Your habit of playing mind games spill over during this period with holi giving you the right impetus to be naughty and mischievous. Colours to be avoided- none at all. You are colourful. How can you avoid it?
Cancer – Off I go ahead with a song on my mind- Maro bhar bharkar pichkari … ouch. A crab! Crap! Where did it come from? And why are you hiding here in this corner. Come on get some air. Enjoy after all -Holi ka matlab yahi hain rang ek rang duniya saari- haven’t you heard it? It will be difficult for you to brood the coming fortnight and still if you attempt you will be hurting the ones you love most. So play on. Colour to be avoided- muddy (and yes that can be different from brown!)
Leo-But whoa? How did I enter Narnia in my dreams ? Why is Aslan the lion singing in Amitabh Bacchan’s voice- Rang barse bheege chunar wali? Ah! Another sign! Life will rain newer colours in the form of new people in your life and you will be on a high from here on. Or will it be? Can be a duality too. A mixed sign. Beware! Avoid- any colour with a shimmer.
Virgo- There goes the lion sprinting ahead. What did he see now? A fair maiden. No wonder no wonder! There is quite a crowd. With its suitors singing- Aaj na chhodenge bas humjoli while she gives a melancholy look. Don’t tell me I will be seeing Rajesh Khanna next. Though you are normally lost in a crowd, your soft , gentle and shy nature will make you stand out from the mad mileu in the coming days making you very much desirable and alluring. So shine on. Happy days are here again. Avoid- Red. There is nothing red about you.
Libra- The maiden smiled on. I slipped away letting them have their fun and games when I met the man with the scales. He was trying to balance his feelings, his love, insecurities, anger… in his scales with utmost dedication and very much unhappy with his calculations. I on an impulse started singing- Holi ke din dil mil jaate rangon rang mil jaati hai. Yes my dear forget your analysis and calculation, just give in to the festive air and all calculation will fall in line by itself. Sometimes it is very necessary to just let loose. Colour to avoid- grey and black.
Scorpio- And then I saw the scorpio- a giant scorpio or was it a scorpio with a giant ego. Awed, I stayed at a safe distance from its stingers. It was obsessively singing – Ab ke baras tujhe dharti ke raani kar dunga. That is what makes a scorpio a scorpio. Never ending obsession with its object of affection. And so is the case these fortnight too, but with more grandeur and much greater magnitude. Festival concession you see. Colors to be avoided- golden.
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