HorrorscopeNovember 1, 2010
(Nov 1, 2010 – Nov 15, 2010)
Halloween effect! Potato ball gazing or any ball gazing (girls stop sniggering) should be avoided on 31st Oct. which is also celebrated as Halloween in UK, USA, Ireland but even some of the spirits of my Samshaan (Cemetery) are beginning to celebrate it. So coming back to the point, I am seeing only spirits today, (Not the consumable one which shows double,) and a job is a job and the Editor has literally fried my brains to be on time. So here I go!
Taurus- You will be having reasons to believe that your office/ home/ apartment/ bathroom / wardrobe is haunted. Things disappear! Unnatural toppling over of things! Bad vibes!!!! Err! Sorry to spoil your excitement, that ghost’s name is “clumsiness”. Concentrate on your work and you will see the “ghosts” disappearing.
Gemini- Have you heard of curiosity killing the cat. Mind it, it is true. So if you start hearing eerie sounds or witness inexplicable happenings at midnight, don’t go to inquire, for it is just the noise of curiosity killing a cat. Ok seriously speaking, be cautious and stop thinking of you as the new gen Holmes or Marple because you are not.
Cancer – Your deep dark secret is about to be uncovered by someone whom you trust totally. There is no other way to convince him or her. No , murder is not the solution because if you do so, you will be caught for sure, instead try some black magic . Where to find it? Sorry! Can’t tell you that. Just as Medicos are not allowed to say whether the fetus will be a boy or girl so are we not allowed to divulge where to find ‘what’. If you need special services you have to visit me.
Leo-You know, you have the best prediction today. You are so offensively dominating that even the otherworld and underworld creatures are wary of you. Keep it up. You might even land a job of ghost buster if people come to know about it. But have to give it to you, you are real fighters. Warriors!
Virgo- Those chilly, lemon, silver knives are not going to help you when you have nightmares. Yes, there are some nightmares in your share, not those situations on which we sigh and say- That were nightmares! But the real ones. Be thankful, at least they are not going to kill you like Freddy in Nightmare in Elm Street. It’s another matter you will be seeing Jason(Friday the thirteenth) and Damien from Omen, but at least you will be happy when you wake up to find it was all a nightmare.
Libra – Hey man! What happened to your balanced view points? Why are you having so many problems in your work front/ home front, to make you wish you were in the company of ghouls and spirits? And please put out that thought of planchet from your mind. There are far better persons to talk to instead of the spirits about your problems.
Scorpion – You have a piercing gaze. Your eyes which are supposed to be your best feature are going to scare some people due to your planetary positions going awry. There are chances of you being branded as a mad psycho or a possessed man if you try to weave your so called “magic” with your gaze. Not this Fortnight please!
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