Category: Wise Bachelor

February 1, 2014 Off

36-24-36!

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I have decided to put Saraswati puja this year to some good use. I, the wise bachelor, will roam the…

September 15, 2013 Off

Confessions of a pervert

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‘All humans are innately perverse’ – Sigmund Freud Perversion is a concept describing those types of human behavior that deviate…

January 1, 2011 Off

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Q. Dear WB, my friend recently cheated me very badly. I’m so hurt that I want to kill him as…

August 1, 2010 Off

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Q. Dear WB, I’m distressed by certain reports that RSS is planning to introduce a soft drink made of cow…

April 15, 2010 Off

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Q. Dear WB, lizards scare me like anything. I am so very scared that at times I get a feeling…

April 1, 2010 Off

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Q.WB, I’m so confused about relationships. Sometimes I want them, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I know I can have them,…

March 1, 2010 Off

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Q. WB, my mother doesn’t let me wear minis and tank-tops. I sometimes feel embarrassed to go to parties and…

February 15, 2010 Off

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Q. I am about to get married to a guy, but before marrying him, I want to know more about…

February 1, 2010 Off

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Q. Meri girlfriend mujhe maarti hai. I love her, but when she hits, she hits really hard. I don’t retaliate…

January 15, 2010 Off

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Q. WB, I am a 14-year-old boy. The other day, I was playing hide and seek with my friends when…

January 1, 2010 Off

Wise Bachelor

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In the dark recesses of a Delhi office, Fried Eye spotted a young man quoting a cheap Hindi writer and imparting gyan to all and sundry around him. The accessible man that he is, we came to know from Wise Bachelor his story. He first made an impression when he dirtied the hospital nurse’s dress and spared his mother from the smelly truth that she has a son who shall rub all on their wrong sides with his uncanny wit. As he grew up, he took a keen interest in life and everything around him; third-grade movies, K-serials and Indian politics became his favourite subjects. As a veteran of five failed romantic relationships, Fried Eye decided to offer him the role of an Agony Uncle; WB took the offer as he was more than willing to give many people a square deal.