Wise Bachelor- Perfect Date a myth!
Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 17, Issues, Type 3, Vol. II, Wise Bachelor on 01. Sep, 2011 | 3 Comments
The great thing about being single apart from the obvious benefit of not having to stare at only one girl is the freedom you get whenever you want to have that glass of fine red wine in a party. In each of my previous relationships, almost all my girls were absolute wine haters, and I [...]
Horrorscope- Career concerns!
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 17, Issues, Type 3, Vol. II on 01. Sep, 2011 | 0 Comments
It is common to find articles and horoscope-ic career guides advising what exactly would be the best career option for the different star signs, so for example we have advises like creative arts for the pisceans and leadership jobs for the leos etc etc. But what if I write about what should be avoided will you [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 15, Issues, Type 3, Vol. II on 01. Aug, 2011 | 0 Comments
Back again to my daily grind of foreseeing and predicting other’s fortune. You see, sighting and then understanding omens is no fun, if there is no pot of gold waiting for oneself. And Bhootnath has seen that the whole of the universe has conspired to not-grant him a pot of gold this time. So back [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 13, Issues, Type 3, Vol. II on 01. Jul, 2011 | 3 Comments
You know what is so sweet about personality analysis through sun signs? They always tell you about your plus points and the negative traits are presented in such a sugar coated way that even the negativity seems desirable. Or maybe it is written as a fine print so that it hardly gets noticed. But how [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 12, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II on 15. Jun, 2011 | 9 Comments
Hello friends. These days I am finding myself in a very strange spot. It is not exactly a problem, just a strange aberration. You see, my potato ball is completely smitten with Harry potter and has stopped functioning almost. Every night I have to read to it a chapter from Harry potter to keep it [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 11, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II on 01. Jun, 2011 | 1 Comment
Hello I was on a study tour in a secret hideout, a tapashya in common parley, but had to return back half done, as I was recalled by Miscellany. If a lady sends a distress call, how can I ignore it? She had asked me personally to foresee the emotional upheavals of people which is [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 06, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II on 15. Mar, 2011 | 0 Comments
I see colours everywhere. I seem to be flying. Technicolour .Eastman color. Oops where am I? Looks like I am in a dream a trance. Too much of bhang I guess. But eh! I can’t seem to come out of …this dream? Eh? What is it ? An omen? Hmmm… Let me just roam about [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Contests, Horrorscope, Issue 05, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Type 4, Vol. II on 01. Mar, 2011 | 2 Comments
Dear Readers, This time we have no predictions. We were busy working on giving you a better experience in Fried Eye. In the coming days, you will see a lot of changes in the site. I help Fried Eye in predicting what might work through my Potato Gazing. My Potato is already overworked. I must [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 04, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II on 15. Feb, 2011 | 16 Comments
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 03, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II on 01. Feb, 2011 | 33 Comments
(Feb 1, 2011-Feb 14, 2011) How outrageous people can be with discoveries. Now they have discovered a thirteenth sign? A thirteenth Zodiac sign is sure enough Signs of trouble to come and hence I refuse to waver from my Unbreakable faith in the sun signs and instead rely on the Sixth Sense of my potato [...]
Wise Bachelor
Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 01, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II, Wise Bachelor on 01. Jan, 2011 | 0 Comments
Q. Dear WB, my friend recently cheated me very badly. I’m so hurt that I want to kill him as a revenge. Is there any way I can get out of law without getting punished. – Dost Bana Dushman, Jorhat
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 21, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. I on 01. Nov, 2010 | 0 Comments
(Nov 1, 2010 – Nov 15, 2010) Halloween effect! Potato ball gazing or any ball gazing (girls stop sniggering) should be avoided on 31st Oct. which is also celebrated as Halloween in UK, USA, Ireland but even some of the spirits of my Samshaan (Cemetery) are beginning to celebrate it. So coming back to the [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 20, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. I on 15. Oct, 2010 | 0 Comments
(Oct 15, 2010 – Oct 31, 2010) Aries:- There is conspiracy all around you . If you are single , then people are conspiring to get you hooked up with someone, and if you are not, then…. no! you are not that lucky that people will conspire you to separate you , but rather I [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 19, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. I on 01. Oct, 2010 | 1 Comment
(October 1, 2010 – October 14, 2010) Hello Friends! I am having a very bad case of potato conjunctivitis and so will not be able to do potato ball gazing. But instead my little kid of five will do it. Worried? Oh don’t be. She does it fine. After all potato ball gazing runs in [...]
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 18, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. I on 15. Sep, 2010 | 2 Comments
(September 16, 2010 – September 30, 2010) Aries:- One hell of an irritating fortnight ahead for you. There will be inefficiencies all around you. But see the sunny side. Amongst all inefficient people, how efficient you will appear. Don’t be surprised if you are touted the next superman.
Horrorscope
Posted by Bhoothnath in Horrorscope, Issue 17, Issues, Type 3, Vol. I on 01. Sep, 2010 | 3 Comments
(September 1, 2010 – September 15, 2010) Aries:- The fire within you will get on those person’s nerves with whom you try to get close. Try to be discrete and subtle. Maintain a safe distance and then yes! The warmth will bring them nearer to you. Taurus- You will be in a thoughtful pensive mood [...]
