Wise Bachelor- Perfect Date a myth!
Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 17, Issues, Type 3, Vol. II, Wise Bachelor on 01. Sep, 2011 | 3 Comments
The great thing about being single apart from the obvious benefit of not having to stare at only one girl is the freedom you get whenever you want to have that glass of fine red wine in a party. In each of my previous relationships, almost all my girls were absolute wine haters, and I [...]
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 01, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. II, Wise Bachelor on 01. Jan, 2011 | 0 Comments
Q. Dear WB, my friend recently cheated me very badly. I’m so hurt that I want to kill him as a revenge. Is there any way I can get out of law without getting punished. – Dost Bana Dushman, Jorhat
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 15, Issues, Sections, Type 3, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 01. Aug, 2010 | 2 Comments
Q. Dear WB, I’m distressed by certain reports that RSS is planning to introduce a soft drink made of cow urine.
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 8, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 15. Apr, 2010 | 3 Comments
Q. Dear WB, lizards scare me like anything. I am so very scared that at times I get a feeling that maybe they are attracted towards me and what not. They stare me right in the eye.
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 7, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 01. Apr, 2010 | 4 Comments
Q.WB, I’m so confused about relationships. Sometimes I want them, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I know I can have them, sometimes I feel I’ll never get anyone. Sometimes I try desperately,
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 5, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 01. Mar, 2010 | 1 Comment
Q. WB, my mother doesn’t let me wear minis and tank-tops. I sometimes feel embarrassed to go to parties and discos wearing jeans. I don’t like wearing the shalwar kameez, which my mother keeps on insisting that I should wear. Please help. Paidon mein bandhan hai payal ne machaya shor sab darwaaze almost bandh, Mumbai.
Love’s Labour Lost
Posted by Wise Bachelor in Fried Guest, Issue 4, Issues, Sections, Vol. I on 15. Feb, 2010 | 4 Comments
As I walked into a quiet, dimly lit Tibetan restaurant in North Delhi’s Majnu ka Tilla area, I found the man— after whom the place has been named— sipping Coke and enjoying tingmo (a Tibetan delicacy). “As-Salaam o alaykum, Majnu sahib. All well?” “Wa ‘Alaykum as-Salaam, Wise Bachelor sahib. Jab life ho out of control, [...]
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 4, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 15. Feb, 2010 | 3 Comments
Q. I am about to get married to a guy, but before marrying him, I want to know more about him. But it is really difficult to arrange a date with him, as his mother doesn’t allow him to take his cellphone out. So, whenever I want to go out with him, I have to [...]
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 3, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 01. Feb, 2010 | 1 Comment
Q. Meri girlfriend mujhe maarti hai. I love her, but when she hits, she hits really hard. I don’t retaliate because I don’t hit women. Please help me tell her not to test my endurance power. Pitahuwa Premi, Shillong. Ans: Dear Lord! Who is this woman? I have a friend who is in a relationship [...]
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 2, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 15. Jan, 2010 | 1 Comment
Q. WB, I am a 14-year-old boy. The other day, I was playing hide and seek with my friends when I hid myself in a dark closet. There, I saw naphthalene balls lying, and their smell gave me an instant hard-on. Am I growing up normally? An almost normal teenager, Guwahati
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Posted by Wise Bachelor in Issue 1, Issues, Sections, Vol. I, Wise Bachelor on 01. Jan, 2010 | 1 Comment
In the dark recesses of a Delhi office, Fried Eye spotted a young man quoting a cheap Hindi writer and imparting gyan to all and sundry around him. The accessible man that he is, we came to know from Wise Bachelor his story. He first made an impression when he dirtied the hospital nurse’s dress and spared his mother from the smelly truth that she has a son who shall rub all on their wrong sides with his uncanny wit. As he grew up, he took a keen interest in life and everything around him; third-grade movies, K-serials and Indian politics became his favourite subjects. As a veteran of five failed romantic relationships, Fried Eye decided to offer him the role of an Agony Uncle; WB took the offer as he was more than willing to give many people a square deal.
